Do you know how difficult it is to bang a dookie with a torn hamstring?
Don’t have sex with friends.
I’m inviting you to a celebration.
"My pull out game strong
When I give her that long
My pull out game strong"
high freestyles by Jabadaboom
There’s something naughty I’ve done and I wanna go back to doing it.
I’ll give you a clue: I listen to a lot of trap music.
Ok so i’ve just seen this on my timeline on twitter and quite frankly I’m angry. This is in london and the metropolitan police here are known to be racist. With all that’s going on in America right now i thought I’d shed some light on what’s happening here in the UK. While its illegal to bear arms in this country, the systematic racism and discrimination still remains against black people, men in particular. Racial profiling is an epidemic and with social media at the forefront it’s been easier to really see how often this occurs, Please re blog this and spread this on your dashboard! These racist authorities need to be exposed!
I wanna say “don’t worry about me” but then they might actually not worry when something actually is wrong.
I have a fucked up shoulder that I discovered gets even more fucked up if I put too much pressure on it during sex.
little things that actually make a difference to general life happiness:
•drinking lots of water
•eating fresh fruit
•thinking positively about yourself and others
•washing your face twice a day
•changing your sheets once a week
•hot baths with Epsom salts
•face masks using from things in your house
•sleeping more than 7 hours per night
•reorganizing your clothes, makeup, possessions etc
•keeping your living space clean
Well this explains a lot lol.
What does life become when the most awkward moments are when both your parents are in the same room.